A lot of dead beats should thank Mark Zuckerberg for being able to see your children grow up from the sidelines
The phrase “if I had a nickel for every…” has turned into “if I had dollar for every…” because of inflation
Honey is totally underrated. Its the only natural food that’s made without destroying any kind of life. It’s also the only food that won’t rot.
The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.
Being older than Google will one day become the new “really old” metric, comparable to sliced bread and colored television.
